01 - [Hetalia] an epic day in the unlife of a country
Rating: Gen
Characters: Italy/Italy and Germany/Russia
Fandom: HETALIA LOL
Summary: A day in the (un)life of being a landmass.
Notes: ILU GHIS♥
Italy is a country shaped like a boot somewhere in Europe. It is surrounded by water and doing what land masses do, which is basically nothing. Though from time to time things happen on its surface like rains and forest fires and flashfloods. None of which Italy was actually aware of. It's just there and from time to time it moves about 45 mm every year.
America is the same. It can't say hi to Italy because it doesn't have a mouth but occasionally they "talk". Normally their conversations go like this:
AMERICA: HURRICANE HURRICANE THUNDERBOLT EARTHQUAKE RAIN FIRE SUNNY DAY!
ITALY: RAIN RAIN FOREST FIRE FLASH FLOOD. EARTHQUAKE SUNNY DAY RAIN.
Being a landmass America does nothing all the time, and so does Italy. So do all countries, actually, including Singapore. On their surfaces human children fell in love and out of love and made stories about them being human and bickering amongst themselves. Italy doesn't know anything about sex and had it known anything about the mechanics of it it'd be wondering why the hell it has to fold itself for its northern and southern parts to meet and have congress (congress, what is that? Or rather: RAIN THUNDER EARTHQUAKE SUNNY DAY CLOUDY DAY?). Germany would be wondering why it was suddenly a few inches from Russia and being very intimate. Etcerera.
So Italy and all the other countries continued to be surrounded by water until kingdom come. The End.
Characters: Italy/Italy and Germany/Russia
Fandom: HETALIA LOL
Summary: A day in the (un)life of being a landmass.
Notes: ILU GHIS♥
Italy is a country shaped like a boot somewhere in Europe. It is surrounded by water and doing what land masses do, which is basically nothing. Though from time to time things happen on its surface like rains and forest fires and flashfloods. None of which Italy was actually aware of. It's just there and from time to time it moves about 45 mm every year.
America is the same. It can't say hi to Italy because it doesn't have a mouth but occasionally they "talk". Normally their conversations go like this:
AMERICA: HURRICANE HURRICANE THUNDERBOLT EARTHQUAKE RAIN FIRE SUNNY DAY!
ITALY: RAIN RAIN FOREST FIRE FLASH FLOOD. EARTHQUAKE SUNNY DAY RAIN.
Being a landmass America does nothing all the time, and so does Italy. So do all countries, actually, including Singapore. On their surfaces human children fell in love and out of love and made stories about them being human and bickering amongst themselves. Italy doesn't know anything about sex and had it known anything about the mechanics of it it'd be wondering why the hell it has to fold itself for its northern and southern parts to meet and have congress (congress, what is that? Or rather: RAIN THUNDER EARTHQUAKE SUNNY DAY CLOUDY DAY?). Germany would be wondering why it was suddenly a few inches from Russia and being very intimate. Etcerera.
So Italy and all the other countries continued to be surrounded by water until kingdom come. The End.