Tonight I got some pizza.

[gelatin]

I've already told one person, but I think I need to just get this out and tell all of you. Today while I was at the Allstate insurance office purchasing an SR-22 licensing droid, Mr. Mark Hamel (my new insurance agent) said "FIDDLE FART" to me twice during our numerous mini conversations. So there you have it. He seemed like an ok guy. A very

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[destructobanjo]

my dad would always say that.
and so the list grows...

dickin' around
sittin' around with my dick in my hand
fiddle-fart

[iwillfrenchyou]

so how does it feel to finally know what an SR-22 is? and does the SR really stand for "Slick Rick" or "Slightly Rejected"? i just gotta know.

[gelatin]

Dude, I went up in that joint and PROCLAIMED, "I'ma gon' need a muhfuckin' SLICK RICK DOUBLE DEUCE. AND make it TOOT SWEET, CHUMLEY!!"

Then I sat down in a chair and just stared at him.