The bungee always snaps because hippies invented the word bungee.

[gelatin]

I'm all set to get out of here. Into more uncomfortable environs.

All my stuff is in cubic messes. I gave the cat one last bath and her back paws caught my face but good. So I got drunk and watched Boiler Room only because I'd never seen it before. I've been more lonely.

Comments

[destructobanjo]

Meee-YOW

mmmhm

[16x2minus4]

never bathe something if it's tounge can go in it's own asshole. unless you're gonna romance it.

[pie_and_fever]

we are NOT playing the "old tomcat" again!

[destructobanjo]

um, c'mon... it's called "poor old tomcat"

*sigh* poor old tomcat. *pat pat*