In other news.

[gelatin]

I had a discussion with my mom the other day on how Steven Seagal is the perfect example of how a man should be. And since this is the woman who raised me and, as of yet, I haven't shown any signs of being anything like Steven Seagal, I imagine she must cry herself to sleep at night

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[yerpretty]

22!? wow, thats old as hell for a cat!

maybe it would help your mom if you went out and got one of those baseball caps with a fake ponytail attached...?

[gelatin]

Yea, I remember being 5 years old when my mom brought him home. He was a big fluffy persian that ruled.

I could wear the hat, but what I really need to do is just work on being more like Steven Seagal in real life.

[nerdtech]

LORD KRYPTOK WRITES LIKE A GIRL! Hehehee...

[feelinleftout]

haha
Steven Segal!
dannng. he's not a man. everyone makes fun of him and stuff. be glad you're not like him.

Now Lord Kyrptok, HE'S man material... hahaa

[thetanlynx]

hiiiii

[jklugman]

They didn't shoot Cyrus, did they?

SORRY!

I don't think Segal is so great. But I do like his Mountain Dew commercial. That's him, right? Bowling a 114 is quite a feat, but I'm guessing that you played "Big Ball Bowling" so, being a Masshole, I will say that is cheating. Candlepin all the way. That was nice of you to help de-toiletpaper that guy's house.

[gelatin]

Dude. C'mon, candlepin is some weird, miniscule, regional game that the Taliban made up. I'm talking about bowling!

And Cyrus was not shot.