Bored in the usa.

[gelatin]

I just skipped class to have drinks with two very boring people. A hippy and a virgin. And I didn't write any jokes down.

I guess tennis got cancelled. Drinking in lieu of.

Enough typing.

Comments

best one i could think of

[16x2minus4]

a hippy and a virgin walk into a bar. the hippy says, "This simple algorithm was originally due to Von Neumann and completely eliminates any bias towards 0 or 1 in the data. It is only one of several ways of performing skew correction, though, and has a number of drawbacks. First, it takes an indeterminate number of input bits."

the virgin, in shock, replies, "He feels very awkward at having to do this but does as asked. As he's holding the mans cock he notices it's covered with scabs and all kinds of scars, he gives it a shake, puts it back in and says 'Do you mind if I ask what's wrong with your cock?'"

the bartender looks at both of them and