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There were horses and then there were yahoos.

Oct 19, 2004 18:47

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16x2minus4 October 20 2004, 03:50:04 UTC

dear dr. volcano,
how much would my jim beam mt. st. helens bottle fetch at auction?

gelatin October 21 2004, 08:38:07 UTC

Andasitic lava is quite explosive! Violently so. I would recommend you avoid it at all costs!! That cost being about 5 rare metamorphic igneous coins.

destructobanjo October 20 2004, 13:23:10 UTC

i got the new ramones dvd today, you gonna be around tonight?

gelatin October 21 2004, 08:41:03 UTC

YeES! I got class till 10 in the pm tho'.

destructobanjo October 21 2004, 09:01:25 UTC

call me up, dude

turbozo October 21 2004, 14:42:03 UTC

how big will hawaii be in 2050? will it ever reach california?

gelatin October 21 2004, 15:01:13 UTC

I'm glad you asked this question, as the information I'm about to parlay to you is important to know. In the year 2050, Hawaii probably will not have changed very drastically. It loses a few inches every year. However, eventually the island of Hawaii will crumble into so much sediment and cover the ocean's floor from whence it came. Currently, there is a brand new Hawaiian island forming miles below the ocean's surface. It's called "Loihi", and it will rise to join whatever remains of Hawaii in about 20,000 years or so. Hawaii is basically a heated plume of oceanic crust, ya see.

It is highly probable that someday it will reach California. Or more likely that California will reach it! But if California stays where it is, then one day we will be able to drive to Japan. Just stick around a coupla hundred million more years! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA ohhh boy!