I just got back from a yuppie party that was going on down the street. I stole three beers on my way out cos I was the only single guy in attendance. I knew everyone there. I mean, I had met everyone under different circumstances at some time or another. And it's amazing to me why I am the way I am and they pretend to have their shit together. ( Read more... )

I've been hit by a train. And I'm pretty fucked ( Read more... )

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Sometime very soon I will document every single minute I was in Chicago. Because, all bullshit aside, it was crazy.

Last night I talked the girl who books shows at Elbos into bringing this guy !!!
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I'm leaving for Chicago. Like Right now. I will eat bratwursts and ribs and have a heartattack. You can phone in yr condolensces. (937) 554-8462. But I'll probably be drunk. Have a good fourth, trashy communists.

What the fuck is this shit all about!? It's the grumpiest female I feed every morning!

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I just saw Farenheit 9/11. I had heard that all showings were selling out and all that, but in Fairborn, Ohio, there were plenty of seats. Actually, I think I was the only one under 40 in the theatre. It was good, but it left me with the same feeling I get when I hear David Cross do stand up. How can people just not know, or even realize, this ( Read more... )

Yea, I'll be stumbling around Chicago the weekend of July 4th. So let's hang out you creeps.

Up-In-Ya calls me this morning ( Read more... )