Crank Calls

[gelignite]

2 years answering calls at Domino's and over one year being receptionist at my current job and I finally get my first crude call

Comments

[maelkann]

I read this and thought you were part of a community I read. Scary.

[foxe]

Heh - I would have led him on, got his phone number etc, asked if I could bring all my friends over to help, asked for his address... (and then used his phone number to make prank calls on him, and sent all my junk mail to his house!)

[sesquipedeviant]

the one i used to hate in speech path was
"Heh,(shoves face in mine) so can you fix moi speech eh?"

i could never think of a good response. someone suggested to me months later:

"Sorry, we fix speech problems. Not brain problems."

come backs

[riilthorne]

One of my female friends had a guy flop his penis on her shoulder and said "What do you think of this?"

She replied "Looks like a penis only smaller"

thought that was a good reply.

how about this one?

[riilthorne]

Sorry but we don't take such small orders.....