Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jennifer!

1. Jennifer can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Jennifer.
3. South Australia was the first place to allow Jennifer to stand for parliament.
4. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Jennifer.
5. Jenniferocracy is government by Jennifer.

Things Jen Hates ( in no particular order ( Read more... )

watching "True Life: I'm Moving to New York"

so cruel, so cruel

oh the fabulousness

Things Jen is grateful for ( Read more... )

i usually don't make resolutions because i never keep them but what the hell:

to keep my sense of humor (may it never leave me)
to stop banging my head against a brick wall

there you go

christmas means...x-play marathon?

oh morgan webb how I wish i was thee

yea if you get this reference, welcome to nerdtopia

home.

spread the good word.

so I was supposed to be home tomorrow ish

but then the transit workers struck and the city died

so i might not be home until christmas

or new years

or never

or I can find out how long it takes to walk home.

In the year I resolve to:

Learn to eat fire.

Get your resolution here

in carmel until saturday