mindle3 and I were looking through some old stuff tonight and we came across what might possibly be the funniest quote of this decade.

"Kisses don't come from the mouth. They come from the heart." --Justin Timberlake

Can't. Breathe. Laughing. Too hard.

Christ on a cracker. Hold the cracker.

The Superficial is generally to be trusted, though I can't say much about the E!Online Gossip pages. But day-um if it's true. Although, if I had a dollar for every time I heard this, I'd be rollin' in money.

In better, more interesting, and just generally a-moo-zing news, the renegade cow was granted ( Read more... )

I love Los Angeles. Well, right now I love the Inland Empire, where my parents live, which is about 40 miles east of LA. It's Christmas Eve, and it was 80 freakin' degrees today. I'm in a T-shirt. Why would anyone live anywhere else?

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate! Have a safe holiday. :)

Eeee, I love Xmas. To be specific, I love the shopping that goes before Christmas--I know. I'm a weirdo. But really! Sales up the ying yang, all kinds of crowds, etc. I love it all! Plus, I loaded "Home for Christmas" onto the old ipod tonight, so it's officially the season ( Read more... )

So my daddio gives me a call tonight to inform me that Culver City has caught me on camera running a red light. Nice that it'll cost me not only the $350 for the ticket, but also the cost of traffic school to keep it off the damn record. Fuck! When did this country become a fascist regime? I hate those automatic cameras. Grr ( Read more... )

So. This week, I've been off my I-need-them-just-to-get-by antihistamines for 5 of the last 7 days, endured two allergy tests from my sadist allergist, and have another appointment scheduled for next week. The hell? Look, "doctor," I'm allergic. To everything. Get over it already and GIVE ME MY MEDICINE ( Read more... )

So my boss and I just got Macs for work. It's so odd! I don't know how to use Macs! I'm trying to close programs from the wrong side, the system tray is all weird, and why am I using a program called Safari? Entourage? WEIRD ( Read more... )

Man, I usually hate the gym. I go, but I hate it. I especially hate it when I plan to go Thursday but put it off until Friday and then HAVE to go on Friday. Nothing says "Happy Weekend!" like a treadmill. Ugh ( Read more... )

Just out of curiosity...PURE speculation, what's the difference between Chicago O'Hare airport and Chicago Midway, timewise? Like I said, a PURELY THEORETICAL QUESTION.

Yesterday was my 20th anniversary of being diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes. It made me do a lot of thinking, ( that is, more than I usually do. )