More mindless quotes:

"Is that a sock in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

"do you want me to squeeze your lemon, Leah?"

"Way to go eskimo!"

"You DO know that's a real word DON'T you?"

Leah: Hehe, it says polish. Or is it polish?
Nicole: ...
Leah: hey Nicole, what's the difference between polish (like on your toes) and polish (like the sausage)?
Nicole: A capitol "P"...

Ta-da! :O)

"I wonder if they make that noise when you cook them?"

DID YOU KNOW:

Today is Trent Reznors Birthday? He turns 40!

I spoke to my friend Christell last night, after no having spoke for nearly 5 months...the two sentences I pulled away from it have been haunting me since last night.

"haven't you wondered, why I'm always alone when you're in my dreams?"

"I never thought he loved you. You were always crying and he never took pride in you being his."

I keep having these little mis-haps with the boys that I have so dilligently worked to be rid of! Example: KEVIN ( Read more... )

Nicole and I were in Zummies (sp?) a long time ago, one of the guys who threw Lookin up works there. We talked to him for a while and he told us that he was throwing a Pirate Party some time this summer. Nicole and I thought it was the funniest thing we had ever heard- E-tards dressed up as pirates. Turns out- he was being serious ( Read more... )

Take the quiz: "what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)"

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I <3 my job! We were UNBEARABLY busy this morning, so they brought in donuts for all of us. If I ate donuts, I think I would be much more excited, but I still think it's cool.

You know what I also <3? Aspartame ( Read more... )

Today is going to be a DAMN good day ( Read more... )

So yeah. Came to work and a little while later threw up. I can't help but think of morning sickness. It's not my BRAIN that's convinced I'm pregnant, it's my body. FUCK! I FEEL LIKE I'M PROCREATING! I'll wait another week and take that damn test again...or I think I will go in and have my doctor do it.

Who's idea was sperm anyhow?