The Card Shop

[gemlil]

So it is that time of year when I must go and buy cards for the people I barely speak to, to deliver impersonal yet over sentimental festive wishes.  I hate card shopping so much, not only do I believe it is merely a less violent way to mug me but also its full of people asking "Have you got one that says..to my second daughter", "to my brother and

Comments

[gemlil]

bollocks, I did say virus...what is it then? It was actually a deviation though, I was writing about coronary heart disese, throwing around words like psychoneuroimmunology with out a Aldous clue what I was saying. Gonna be lumped with a fat old 2:2 for that essay.

[gemlil]

I'd be a better tramp than you would be, you'd be the lame kind of tramp that has a pitbull and an Mp3, I'd be the type with the knee length bomber jacket stuffed with news paper, matted hair like an abandoned cat, stumbling through Regeants Park shouting about Jews.