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gemma_d

Audi

Jul 01, 2010 21:53

Thank goodness FIFA had the good sense to insert some dead days between matches in the latter stages of the World Cup. We all need the rest. Not from the football (I for one could watch it every day) but from those damn adverts. Let's pass swiftly past those dreadful lucozade adverts (because yes of course you really do perform to the peak of your ( Read more... )

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Audi lionel_c July 5 2010, 19:57:49 UTC

Fucking brilliant,your probably too young to remember but volvo drivers used to be like that,with the i got a volvo get out the way you dick attitude,that generation now getting on a bit but now drive around in 4x4's,you can tell them by there not sat on a cushion like the mums on the school school run,though they and the mums seem to have one thing in common,overweight,hope all ok with you gemms,lionel xx

goddesskay July 10 2010, 04:46:12 UTC

I drive an Audi.

gemma_d July 10 2010, 11:55:37 UTC

Um, well of course I was generalising and trying to write for comic effect ...

goddesskay July 10 2010, 14:59:30 UTC

Oh you spoilt it...lol. I was hoping for a more "but I'm sure you are a good driver". I've never owned an Audi. Audi drivers do have a habit of overtaking on blind bends, when there are other cars coming, etc. Though I had some absolute imbecile tailgate Me yesterday in a ford escort. He had come out of the junction behind me so fast he span his wheels out (on an old escort, lol) so I just slowed the hell down and let him endure it down a sliproad to an a road whilst he mouthed profanity at me, at which point I slowed further (I'd rather him plough into the back of me at 20 than 50). Traffic later on saw him gain and entire two car lengths on me, I love that.

Shame he didn't have the guts to say something to my face so I could have told him what I thought of somebody not being in control of their vehicle to the degree that they could ensure there was sufficient space in front before pulling out like an idiot.

gemma_d July 10 2010, 17:01:39 UTC

I just console myself by thinking that people who behave and drive like that must spent all the time feeling frustrated and angry, and will almost certainly die young as a result!

I had a slanging match the other day with a driver when I was on my bike. We had a difference of opinion as to who had the right of way, which resulted in a colourful exchange of views. If I hadn't been wearing sandals, I'd have given his door a good kick!