Dear God.

[gemsmith777]

Message from my #1 faghag Mandy:

"I love you too babe. I found a local gay guy that youd love, his name is Sparkle. He reminds me a lot of you, just a bit more emo. I miss you and love ya"

Dear God,

That

is

so

GayAnd that's coming from *me

Comments

[tg_static]

Sounds like a drag queen name O.O

[schlechtesblut]

report your friend to the hogs
your friend is on CRACK

[crossp]

...

I want to be named sparkle. Except it kind of sounds like a Mariah Carrey album :P