The Wrong Role-Model

[generalgifford]

I bet you all of those 12 year-old girls that created numerous fan-pages about Katie Holmes totally fucking regret choosing her as their "omg shes super cute i love her shes soooo nice like she gives 2 charitee n evrythin"-Idol by now.

This is kind of what their gallery sections must look like:

"Before Tom Cruise

Comments

[scalapaloo]

galarlkgo!L!!lloll ^6

[generalgifford]

What the HELL?! Hahahah.

[dragonmaster323]

Staying the fuck away from tom cruise...

My Anti-drug. And Anti-baby-eating...something.

[generalgifford]

I took that last picture from President Bush's "Why Stem-Cell Research Is Bad" presentation.

[dragonmaster323]

This could be YOUR baby!!!!!!!
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!?!?

[generalgifford]

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I fucking spit out whatever it is I was drinking, all over the place, when I read this comment! Holy FUCK that was funny.

Love,
General Francis G. Gifford

[red__thread]

ahhahahaaa so true

[red__thread]

ahhahahaaa so true

[red__thread]

HOLY SHIT I only pressed post comment once, seriously this shocks me in ways I've never been shocked before..

[generalgifford]

Hahahahahaha. Don't worry, I believe you; I got them at the exact same time. And you've never truly been shocked unless you've seen me take off my pants. Seriously, you'd be shocked at how much I have good taste when it comes to underwear.

[meridianchild]

asl?????????

[generalgifford]

19/YESPLEEZE LOL JUSTJOKE I AM GUY/Canada.

A/S/L?!?! LAWLr