The Quirks

[generalgifford]

Just a few random fucking quirks about the General Gifford you obviously love and worship and think about at night in your bed and dream about and jack-off to and buy the newspaper everyday hoping to read that he's been made world leader

Comments

[lilitaly]

4) On the bus, when I'm around strangers of different races, I say really racist shit in my head to see if they're psychic.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm guilty of the same.

[generalgifford]

Hahahahaha. Shhh, don't tell anyone, but I wrote this entry specifically for that one.

Love,
General Francis Gifford

[realitystylist]

I find sunglasses annoying to look out. They make a person look stuck-up.

[generalgifford]

Loose studies have shown women to be more comfortable around male strangers if they wear sunglasses.

[realitystylist]

Yeah, well, fuck them. And the scientists.

[generalgifford]

Fuck them, indeed! Really hard.