In our weird walk to the Pork Store I saw two "Checks Cashed" places. One was totally happening, it was like a casting call for "Who Wants To Be A Freakin' Maniac," or a post-apocalyptic musical sequel to "Lord of the Flies." The other was, like, "totally chill." I am wondering if the first one was the "hipster" check cashing place and the other ( Read more... )

As I was sitting at the bus stop a couple nights ago, I was overcome with a sense of amazement at the sheer tragic genius I was surrounded with. There was a guy who was ranting about the fact that if the bus didn't come, he would lose every last ounce of faith that he possessed. A mother and son duo who were sitting next to each other but ( Read more... )

I've been having pretty strange daydreams lately. The first one was about the idea of someone driving by me in a car and pulling out a sword and chopping my arm off as they sped by. I'm curious about how fast you have to be going, and if you would have to give a bit of a slice, or if you could just get a steady grip and just hold the sword out ( Read more... )

As I now find myself possessing the dubious title of Oakland Raider, I will be letting you all know what it is like being a Raider. I will keep you updated on all of my pillaging, ransacking, cove finding, and bone gnawing. I hope that through this humble form of self-expression, we can really learn alot about each other, and foster a greater ( Read more... )