Moving out

[generic435]

So, I am moving out of my house in 2 weeks and while I have the money I have none of the furnishings. Anyone got a decent couch, table, chair, lamp etc.. that they want to sell?

Comments

[shakhak]

I'll sell you my cock. Maybe you can sit on that for a few hours.

[shiaar]

buy it from him. Keep it in a glass jar and show it guests at your new place.

[vvingnut]

an even better idea is to keep it in a jar of pickles, so when you have people come over, you can hold out the jar and say 'pickle?'

you see where this is going.