I liek teh allegory

[generic_hero]

Gather round, children, and I shall tell you a tale like many you have probably heard before...

Once, there was a Generic Hero. He wasn't much different from other heroes, except that he had a rather uncontrolled affection for anime. Eventually, this led him to the world of fanfiction. Our hero had never been there before, but at first, it seemed

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[ecrivez_setine]

... You're a guy?

[generic_hero]

...Yup. And don't worry, you weren't the only one convinced I was a girl. I'm pretty sure twilighteyes still thinks I am.

[ecrivez_setine]

Please pardon me while I think this is odd.
*headdesk*

[soldier_1st]

I figure it must be all the comments I make about dudes being hot. Especially in stories. But really, I'm a heterosexual male.

[tawnykit]

A sad tale, one we can all relate to. But, y'know, since there's so many badfics out there, it just means that we need to add goodfics.

[generic_hero]

That's more easily said than done. It's a slow process, making goodfic, while making badfic takes almost no time at all.

[tawnykit]

How do you know? Have you ever tried to write one? Maybe they actually put thought into it. (Which certainly says something about their thoughts, but let's not go there.)

[generic_hero]

...Quite frankly, I'm too afraid to consider that possibility.