anyhow, hello. i'm sorry to hear you are presently striking out in the realm of babes. the mind boggles, russell. i assure you that you're quite precariously close to irresistible.
some of the favorite excuses i've gotten are the following:
"i'm homeless right now and i don't have a phone. but you can stop by my work sometime." and "my new medication is making me really dizzy" and "i'm asexual"
and believe it or not, they all turned out to be entirely true, which doesn't mean the people didn't not want to go out with me. probably they didn't. but the excuses were true. so who knows. and sometimes people who've just gotten out of a relationship might like you enough to want to not subject you to their attempts to get over someone else. and there aren't a lot of long distance relationships that stay monagamous, as far as i can tell. keep your standards high or raise them! seriously. you can do better than whoever's turning you down.
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anyhow, hello. i'm sorry to hear you are presently striking out in the realm of babes. the mind boggles, russell. i assure you that you're quite precariously close to irresistible.
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some of the favorite excuses i've gotten are the following:
"i'm homeless right now and i don't have a phone. but you can stop by my work sometime."
and
"my new medication is making me really dizzy"
and
"i'm asexual"
and believe it or not, they all turned out to be entirely true, which doesn't mean the people didn't not want to go out with me. probably they didn't. but the excuses were true. so who knows.
and sometimes people who've just gotten out of a relationship might like you enough to want to not subject you to their attempts to get over someone else. and there aren't a lot of long distance relationships that stay monagamous, as far as i can tell.
keep your standards high or raise them! seriously. you can do better than whoever's turning you down.
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