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[genericize]

Life, as a decoupage of one-dollar jeans, tatters of toilet tissue, candle wax

and the grit at the bottom of your coffee cup.

GET THE FEVER.

Comments

[astargaea]

none of my jeans cost one dollar, cheapskate.

[genericize]

The jeans I am wearing right now cost one dollar.

I have this problem with pants, be they khakis or jeans, where the zipper won't stay up by itself. So I have to use a safety pin to hold it up.

This jeans are no exception to that. But I don't care, because they're quailty jeans, but they only cost me aBUCK.

[astargaea]

maybe if you bought more expensive jeans, the zipper would stay up. or you could get your hips reduced, maybe that would help(and youd get to stay in a hospital, all writers do their best work in hospitals). everyone can use a pair of extremely expensive jeans, even if they dont fit. especially if they dont fit, because if they fit, no one will notice that you are wearing an expensive label. people always notice lousyfitting clothes.