And now, for your literary pleasure, a one act play on the process of Economics titled : "OMG, WTF!?!"

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"BOOM!"

Man number 1 : (hands in the air, mouth agape) "What the fuck was that ( Read more... )

BEHEMONAUT: kearny drunks ( Read more... )

Sometimes, I just feel like giving up.

And then I tell myself:

"You're not doing anything to give up on, loser!"

"Jesus admonished his disciples for detesting the odor of the dead dog, and instead suggested they admire the whiteness of it's teeth."

Look! It's the Papoola!

Everyone loves the Papoola!

This is a secret society. Code name and password and all of that.

Among your directives are:

Feeding your children raw ground beef and

Yelling "YES!" in your sleep.

It was an interesting weekend. I went to a redneck bar on Friday night. This bar is accross the street from the apartment where my friend lives, and it's a bar where you can find people who went to my school (sometimes.) Anyway, my friend's ex-girlfriend was there, and this guy who went to my high school. This guy's a real douchebag, and the ( Read more... )

I'm Santa's favorite.

It's exciting when someone you don't know talks to you, because you think to yourself "I can make this person whoever I want to." And then you find out that you can't, and you just move onto to some other weak willed creature who isn't already molded into a pile of shit, just waiting to be eaten by a braindead dog that thinks the shit is dog food ( Read more... )

GangsterVette: so y eah ( Read more... )