OK. I joke around about being 63 years old ( Read more... )

So the people I work with are crazy non-english speakers. I think we should sponsor a trip for them to their local Hooked On Phonics seminar. lol

The woman I work with, who is the "Salad Cook" likes to say things like this:
"Soon asjou git dun wif 'ose tumaytas, yoo kin cut da sellrey"

LMAO

I feel like a slut. Disgraceful. I need to go cry in the corner right now. Seriously.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

THE BEST DAMN DAY OF THE YEAR!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Just a couple random thoughts....comment with your own ideas, I'm curious what people think...

1) What will this country do when Bob Barker has to retire or dies??

2) "If there were no God, there would be no Atheists."
- GK Chesterton

Dad - "Don't you remember the 11th commandment? Thou shalt be ashamed of thy natural anatomy"

Orel - "Oh yes - those lost commandments always throw me off"

LMFAO....taken from last night's episode of "Moral Orel" on Adult Swim. Soooooooooo funny

I've missed thee, LJ ( Read more... )

This morning I had a really wierd dream (while trying to wake up) that this really irritating guy (I have no clue who....seriously) kept calling me and it didn't go to my voicemail until after 17 rings (yes I counted). And everytime it rang I just let it ring and ring and I rolled over in bed and groaned about the aggravation. I'm sure it was one ( Read more... )

LOL...see my two entries for today on my xanga. I had a good night last night!

now I get to drive back to Athens...at 6a......w00t

Holla