youtube is proof that people are morons

[gengaoru]

I probably shouldn't even look at dir en grey fanvids because they're all terrible, but this one isn't just lame, it's hilariously stupid.

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If Don't Cha had been around in, I don't know, 2001 or so, back when he still wore dresses, I could forgive someone for being stupid enough to make a fanvid about Toshiya set to it. But this fucker was uploaded

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[fehriku]

Oh lord. This is why I don't admit who my favorite band is D:

Also, appropriate music is appropriate.

[gengaoru]

ikr? I told you about how that guy I hooked up with didn't like me at first because he heard I was a dir en grey fan and assumed I would be a bitch, right? (I lol'd.) I tend to play up the other music I listen to, it gives people a better impression of me. Or if it doesn't, I'd rather be seen as a dykey feminazi (for listening to Ani Difranco) or a pretentious scenester (experimental grindcore, noise, sludge, etc) than a dour, batshit insane fangirl with the intellect of a grapefruit.

And Gay Bar is ALWAYS appropriate. My world is just one giant gay bar. Especially the drinking-pink-cocktails-with-risque-sounding-names-and-listening-to-bad-techno part. I just wish the twinks-on-coke-fucking-in-the-bathroom part played a bigger role.

[fehriku]

Yeah, you did. And when people ask me what my favorite band is or anything, I'm always just like, "Um. You know...stuff. You haven't heard of them. What's yours?" Like DIVERT DIVERT DIVERT DDD=

Ahahahaha I wish that were my life. All I've got is the bad techno.

[gengaoru]

lol dir en grey isn't even my favorite band, so I don't have THAT problem. Sometimes people who have seen my room think they're my favorite band because I have a shitload of posters up and I'm all LOL NO, I JUST WANT TO FUCK THE BASS-PLAYER. Yeah, that's right. I'm shallow. Suck it.

Wait until you're 21, then you can have all the fruity pink cocktails with paper umbrellas and names that have to do with oral sex you want. When I figure out how to get more coked-up twinks in the bathroom having sex in my life, I'll let you know my strategy.