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I think something has happened to the decade or something.

Yesterday, the radio was playing MC Hammer while Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was on the television.

Today, it was playing Spandau Ballet's Gold, accompanied by Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Did I just go back in time twenty years or something?

I am boycotting the boycott that the latest batch of drama queens have decided to enact, on the grounds that it's utterly fucking retarded.

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On my way back from work, I saw a set of goalposts fall over and trap the goalie under the net. Seriously, it was like he got captured by ewoks or something. Fantastic.

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I do not like christmas shopping

Today I woke up at 4am and couldn't get back to sleep.

This is strongly at odds with normality and probably means I'll be utterly knackered come the end of the day.

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