I have spent the day merrily bouncing around Yoshi's Island eating anyone and anything that either moves or does not move as any good berserk carnivorous all-consuming chameleon velociraptor thing of ambiguous gender would do. This is a good state of affairs ( Read more... )

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When I watched the trailers, I was expecting something vaguely uplifting with a visual style piked off of Tim Burton. Turns out I was wrong ( Read more... )

This is the bestest video I ever saw in the whole of yesterday.

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This is possibly the best game title EVER.

specifically, i had the root drilled out from under one of my teeth today.

before this procedure, i heard it described as one of the most painful things you can undergo. I have since come to the conclusion that the people describing it as such are PUSSIES

I am doing this because I need to do a poo.

Further updates as events warrant.

UPDATE: I did a wee as well.

Crazy liberal protestor types are funny. Especially when they blatantly make up reasons to be annoyed at Bush and Blair.

What's even more funny is when they ramble about free speech then delete all comments that undermine the afrementioned made-up shit. And when lots of people provide lots of sources and research that disgarees with them? Well, ( Read more... )

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay ( Read more... )