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[genghishahn]

So my new apartment is next to an Arco station and I get to see lots of hobos milling around. The thing that's really strange is there's a payphone next to the Arco in its parking lot and they all hang around it and even make calls. Obviously they wouldn't have cellphones, I mean, they're hobos. A thought occurred to me though, who are they calling

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[mortalterror]

A lot of those hobos are hobos because they are also junkies. A lot of junkies support their drug habit by selling drugs. I'm pretty sure that public phones, a)don't get tapped, and b)are anonymous; so they don't leave incriminating drug call phone records which can be used against them in court.

[genghishahn]

You just couldn't leave it alone could you? You saw something that I held dear and you thought to yourself "how can I destroy this?" You're a MONSTER!

But seriously, I know a lot of them are dealers and I'm sure there's a very good reason for the payphone use. This was just my brain taking me on a hobo stabbing journey. I do my best brain journeying while taking a piss.

[the_camper]

Hobo stabbing is cool.