There Is a Great Inland Sea

[genial_failure]

Iowa is, in fact, that bad.

Luckily, I am in Kansas.

It took awhile.

Comments

[selinye]

I'm glad you made it alright :)

[cyrusbelmont]

This makes me feel bad, only because when I was in my homeland town, I designed and began orchestrating the Lake Iowa project so I could get lake-effect snow.

It seems god has stolen my plans. I am now going to sue god, which I'm sure will help the flood.

Either that, or this is part of god's plan to destroy me via hurricane.