I'm worried about America's future
Sarah Palin is the anti-christ. I'm quite sure if we search the back of her head we'll find the number of the beast("666" for those who havent seen The Omen)shaped birthmark.
All facts below about Sarah Palin are backed up by credible journal citations (click on links) (taken from www.grizzleybay.org)
1) She is presently under investigation in Alaska for abuse of power
2) She offered a bounty of $150 for each right front leg of freshly killed wolves
3) She is opposed to abortion even in cases of rape and incest
4) She is a champion for big oil and supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and everywhere else
5) She believes creationism should be taught in public schools
6) She believes man-made global warming is a farce
7) She is opposed to listing the polar bear as an endangered species because she thinks it will limit oil exploitation
8) While mayor of Wasilla she tried to fire the city librarian because the librarian refused to censor books
9) She supports aerial hunting of wolves and bears even though Alaskans voted twice to ban the practice
10) She used $400,000 of state money to fund a media campaign in support of aerial hunting
I'd just move to Canada, but there's one problem.......Canadians live there. I kid. No passport.
All facts below about Sarah Palin are backed up by credible journal citations (click on links) (taken from www.grizzleybay.org)
1) She is presently under investigation in Alaska for abuse of power
2) She offered a bounty of $150 for each right front leg of freshly killed wolves
3) She is opposed to abortion even in cases of rape and incest
4) She is a champion for big oil and supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and everywhere else
5) She believes creationism should be taught in public schools
6) She believes man-made global warming is a farce
7) She is opposed to listing the polar bear as an endangered species because she thinks it will limit oil exploitation
8) While mayor of Wasilla she tried to fire the city librarian because the librarian refused to censor books
9) She supports aerial hunting of wolves and bears even though Alaskans voted twice to ban the practice
10) She used $400,000 of state money to fund a media campaign in support of aerial hunting
I'd just move to Canada, but there's one problem.......Canadians live there. I kid. No passport.