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Aug 13, 2004 16:52

So I went to town, picked up things for the kitten ( Read more... )

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janux August 13 2004, 19:29:37 UTC
If I was carrying 2K of cash and didn't have a pistol with me, I'd be paranoid as a motherfucker at a family reunion. (damn, that didn't turn out half as funny as I wanted it to.)

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genis_vell August 13 2004, 19:32:41 UTC
What about: "Paranoid as a single woman at a white-trash wedding"
ooor...Hmm...

Paranoid as a jelly donut at a weight watchers convention

Im sure I could come up with more un-funny ones, just ask.

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