things i took away from the motion picture masterpiece "last holiday ( Read more... )

malt liquor has this strange effect on me that makes me LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF LIFE (or @ least jenner) no big whup i would date my roomate in a nano second & you got stuck w/ that o-k looking "reliable guy ( Read more... )

1. jenner barging in on me naked/i guess it was gonna happen eventually ( Read more... )

i guess i should become a plumber on account of how well i just helped a real live plumber (except for he looked like a cartoon person) take my toilet out from the floor and rummage around in there w/ hands and weird metal snakes to find 4 pieces of jenner's deodarant - which at one time was the whole thing - stuck up all in there ( Read more... )

things that i don't remember being involved in turning 22 ( Read more... )

i am trying really hard to think of birthday song requests to give aaron for saturday. for some reason i don't think he would be too "into" playing "grind on me" by pretty ricky @ rock night. bummer ( Read more... )

( I DID 3 KEGSTANDS. LITERALLY I DID. )

( tomorrow morning my psych prof is dissecting a sheep's eye in front of the class.........the 1 day you shouldn't be hungover...........good one katie )

YES BESSIE SMITH SANG THE BLUES GUYS BUT MOSTLY SHE WAS SINGING ABOUT GETTING LAID!!
SHE WANTED TO GET LAID GUYS!
I WROTE THAT IN MY PAPER SINCE IT'S THE TRUTH!
AND NOW I AM TELLING YOU!

GUYS!
SHE WANTED TO GET LAID!!!

..........................AND SO DO I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sooooooooo yeah just finished that huge bottle of tequila/wildcats/gin/vodka and tore up the jam like a damned institution then got hired on the spot today looking like party leftovers -

( wtevr wtevr!!! )