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If I were a month I would be:
December.
If I were a day of the week I would be:
Sunday.
If I were a time of day I would be:
11AM
If I were a planet I would be:
Venus.
If I were a sea animal I would be:
An otter.
If I were a direction I would be:
North.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be:
A comfortable chair.
If I were a sin I would be:
Envy.
If I were a historical figure I would be:
Amelia Earhart.
If I were a liquid I would be:
Lemon juice.
If I were a stone, I would be:
Opal.
If I were a tree, I would be:
A cherry blossom.
If I were a bird, I would be:
A blackbird.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be:
A lily of the valley.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be:
Softly falling snow.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be:
A violin.
If I were a color, I would be:
Pale blue.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be:
A centaur.
If I were an emotion, I would be:
Tired.
If I were an animal, I would be:
A house cat.
If I were a vegetable, I would be:
Lettuce.
If I were a sound, I would be:
Record static, or chimes.
If I were an element, I would be:
Silver.
If I were a car, I would be:
A Mini-Cooper. :p
If I were a song, I would be:
Spider Bites - Yoko Kanno
Tsuki - Amano Tsukiko
Bachelorette [RZA Remix] - Björk
If I were a movie, I would be directed by:
Somebody I haven't heard of yet.
If I were a book, I would be written by:
Myself.
If I were a food, I would be:
Chicken soup with udon noodles.
If I were a place, I would be:
A small apartment in a large city.
If I were an object, I would be:
A child's stuffed toy.
If I were a taste, I would be:
Slightly sweet and creamy.
If I were a word/s, I would be:
Ethereal.
If I were a body part I would be:
Fingers.
If I were a facial expression I would be:
A half-hearted smile.
If I were a subject in school I would be:
Art.
If I were a cartoon character I would be:
Aino Minako.
If I were a shape I would be:
A scribble. Har.
If I were a number I would be:
Six and three quarters.