fanfic! YAAAAAY!!!
done for deepblue_sea also posted at die_shinya, direngrey_yaoi, jrockyaoi
Title: Allergic to Shinya
Author: genkified_pyke
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Theme: #22 Hair
Pairing: Implied DiexShinya
Disclaimer: I don’t own Dir en grey.
Summary: Die’s allergic to Shinya. (I’m sorry. I couldn’t come up with anything better.)
“AAAACHOOOO!!!”
“Bless you Die.” Shinya said as he handed the other a tissue. “Are you sure you’re not coming down with a cold? That’s the seventh time you sneezed for the past five minutes.”
“No I’m all right.” He said with a sniffle. “It’s just that I’m allergic to you…”
Kaoru’s voice suddenly interrupted Die’s sentence. “Break’s over guys. Back to practice.”
“We’ll be right there.” The redhead waved toward their leader before standing up from his seat and heading back to the studio.
Shinya on the other hand just stayed rooted on his seat.
“Die’s… allergic… to… me…?”
~*~*~*~*~*~*
“That’s impossible! Die can’t be allergic to me… a normal person simply cannot be allergic to another person.” Shinya paced around the room, starting to panic.
“It’s preposterous, it’s insane, it… Holy crap, it actually makes sense! Die’s not a normal person.”
The drummer cried and picked Miyu up from the floor. “What do I do Miyu? What if I can’t be together with Die anymore? Besides… he told me so himself, he was allergic to me…” He could only hug the poor dog tighter.
“I won’t give up though Miyu. Until I’ve proven that Die really is allergic to me I won’t give up!”
~*~*~*~*~*~*
The next day, at the studio, Shinya avoided Die as much as he could and much to his dismay, Die hasn’t sneezed once during their practice.
When Kaoru called for a break Shinya smiled widely to himself, thinking that he could have more chances to prove that Die wasn’t allergic to him and it was all just in his head.
He sneaked up on the redhead talking to their vocalist.
“So far so good…” The drummer told himself as he hid behind the corner, not far from his two band mates.
“Hi Shin-chan.” He turned around and saw Toshiya walking toward him and was about to turn the said corner.
“Wait!” He grabbed the bassist’s collar and pulled him back.
“What the hell?” Toshiya blinked in surprise.
“SHH! Now listen. I want you to approach Die and Kyo and say ‘hi’ to them. Oh, and stand closer to Die too! Understand?”
“Shin-chan… I can do that without you forcing me to. But why would you want me to do something like that?”
“No questions! JUST DO IT!” Shinya half-shrieked and pushed Toshiya out from the corner, making him stumble.
“Oi, Totchi!” Kyo waved when he noticed the other’s presence. “Hi Kyo… hi Die.” The bassist did as he was instructed before he approached the two and slowly started walking sideways, trying to get closer to Die.
“Um… Totchi…” Die asked as both he and Kyo gave him bewildered looks. “Don’t ask.” Was his reply.
Unknown to the three of them, Shinya was watching them intently from behind. ‘Why isn’t Die sneezing? C’mon… surely he’s coming down with a cold!’ He thought.
After a few more seconds of waiting, he finally went out from his hiding place and went to say ‘hello’ to the others.
He didn’t bother greeting Kyo and Toshiya and immediately talked to Die.
“Hi Die!”
“Hi ShinyaaaaaAAAACCCCHHHOOO!!! Whoops… excuse me.”
“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” He ran away upon hearing the sneeze unable to accept the truth.
“Wow,” Kyo started, “who would’ve thought that Shinya was such a neat freak. Did you see the way he ran after Die infected him with his spit and cold germs?”
“For your information… there were no germs in that sneeze… just spit.”
“Eeew…” The vocalist grimaced. “I would’ve preferred the cold germs than Die-spit.”
Toshiya shook his head at this. “And I thought Shinya was the only one acting weird today.”
~*~*~*~*~*~*
The day went on and practice ended well, as usual. Die was the only one left that time inside the studio and was packing his stuff while everyone else was waiting for him outside… or so he thought.
Little did he know, Shinya was actually hiding behind his drum set. He had told them that he would go home earlier that night since he still had to feed Miyu.
The drummer took a peek at the side of the bass drum and saw Die’s back facing him. The redhead was currently placing his guitar inside its bag and, take note, was not sneezing.
Shinya took a deep breath and slowly but surely, exposed his hand at the side of the drum. Within seconds, Die let out a resounding sneeze.
Shinya withdrew his hand and did the same action again and again.
Expose hand.
“AAACCCHOOO!”
Hide hand.
Expose hand.
“AAACCCHOOO!”
Hide hand.
Expose hand.
“AAACCCHOOO!”
Hide hand.
Expose hand.
“AAACCCHOOO!”
“AAACCCHOOO!”
“AAACCCHOOO!”
Hide hand.
“Man, my allergies are really acting up today. Even though Shinya’s not around I’m still sneezing.” Die rubbed his nose before going out the studio, leaving a devastated Shinya behind.
But he wasn’t about to give up. He got up from behind the drum set and hurried after his band mates. If he ran fast enough he might still catch them.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
“It’s chilly tonight.” Toshiya said as he wrapped his coat tighter around his body. “I know…” Kaoru agreed with a nod, shivering a bit.
“I say we go right now and leave Die.”
“You know we can’t do that Kyo. We told him we’d wait for him out here.” Kaoru reminded.
“Why not wait for him at the coffee shop across the street? Die has good eyes. I’m sure he’ll be able to see us from here.”
“No Kyo. Besides, Die’s coming.”
“About time.”
“Sorry for the delay guys…” The redhead apologized. “My allergies were acting up again.”
“You weren’t satisfied with just infecting Shinya were you? You had to infect the whole studio so all of us would get sick, right?”
“For the last time Kyo, I’m not sick!”
The four members of Dir en grey were waiting to cross the street and as they were, Shinya was standing not far from them, contemplating on his next move.
“One last time. If he still sneezes, I swear I’m going to cut that nose off.”
He approached the group of musicians and stood just behind them. He then started walking from Kyo, who was standing at one end of the line until he reached Toshiya, who was standing at the other end.
And right at that moment, there was a sudden gush of cold wind and all four of them sneezed at the same time.
“NOOOOO!!! YOU’RE ALL ALLERGIC TO ME!”
All heads turned to Shinya who was utterly and completely destroyed.
“What?” Die blurted out in confusion.
“Allergic?” Kaoru added.
“To you?” Kyo finally finished.
Toshiya sighed. “Here we go again…”
“Die said he was allergic to me… and now… for some strange reason… all of you are allergic to me too!” Shinya cried some more.
“I never said I was allergic to you.”
“Yes you did! You told me yesterday, ‘It’s just that I’m allergic to you…’ and it’s true.”
“Hmm… I do recall saying something like that… but that was because I never got to finish my sentence.” He grinned guiltily at the drummer.
“Huh?” Shinya looked up at Die through watery eyes.
“What I meant to say was that I was allergic to your dog’s hair.” The redhead then pointed to Miyu’s fur which was sticking out from some parts of Shinya’s shirt.
Shinya stared at his shirt and indeed, Miyu’s fur was all over him. He really should stop hugging his little baby all the time.
Shinya knew he was supposed to be glad upon hearing this news but he wasn’t. He was angry, fuming in fact. If Die hadn’t stopped mid-sentence that time, he wouldn’t have gone through all of this stress.
“Andou Daisuke…” Die gulped upon hearing his full name. Shinya only says that whenever he was really angry. He had to think of something fast.
“It wasn’t my fault! Kaoru was the one who interrupted us!”
Their leader’s eyes widened upon hearing this. He wasn’t about to stay to feel Shinya’s wrath and started to make a dash for it.
“COME BACK HERE YOU… YOU SENTENCE-STOPPER!” Shinya shouted as he ran after the guitarist.
“Now that that’s over with… can we please go get our coffee now?” Toshiya looked around but failed to see Kyo anywhere.
“Hey… where did Kyo go?” Die asked.
Too bad Toshiya and Die didn’t have good eyesight or they would’ve seen Kyo, already sipping his warm cup of coffee from across the street.
~owari~
Title: Allergic to Shinya
Author: genkified_pyke
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Theme: #22 Hair
Pairing: Implied DiexShinya
Disclaimer: I don’t own Dir en grey.
Summary: Die’s allergic to Shinya. (I’m sorry. I couldn’t come up with anything better.)
“AAAACHOOOO!!!”
“Bless you Die.” Shinya said as he handed the other a tissue. “Are you sure you’re not coming down with a cold? That’s the seventh time you sneezed for the past five minutes.”
“No I’m all right.” He said with a sniffle. “It’s just that I’m allergic to you…”
Kaoru’s voice suddenly interrupted Die’s sentence. “Break’s over guys. Back to practice.”
“We’ll be right there.” The redhead waved toward their leader before standing up from his seat and heading back to the studio.
Shinya on the other hand just stayed rooted on his seat.
“Die’s… allergic… to… me…?”
~*~*~*~*~*~*
“That’s impossible! Die can’t be allergic to me… a normal person simply cannot be allergic to another person.” Shinya paced around the room, starting to panic.
“It’s preposterous, it’s insane, it… Holy crap, it actually makes sense! Die’s not a normal person.”
The drummer cried and picked Miyu up from the floor. “What do I do Miyu? What if I can’t be together with Die anymore? Besides… he told me so himself, he was allergic to me…” He could only hug the poor dog tighter.
“I won’t give up though Miyu. Until I’ve proven that Die really is allergic to me I won’t give up!”
~*~*~*~*~*~*
The next day, at the studio, Shinya avoided Die as much as he could and much to his dismay, Die hasn’t sneezed once during their practice.
When Kaoru called for a break Shinya smiled widely to himself, thinking that he could have more chances to prove that Die wasn’t allergic to him and it was all just in his head.
He sneaked up on the redhead talking to their vocalist.
“So far so good…” The drummer told himself as he hid behind the corner, not far from his two band mates.
“Hi Shin-chan.” He turned around and saw Toshiya walking toward him and was about to turn the said corner.
“Wait!” He grabbed the bassist’s collar and pulled him back.
“What the hell?” Toshiya blinked in surprise.
“SHH! Now listen. I want you to approach Die and Kyo and say ‘hi’ to them. Oh, and stand closer to Die too! Understand?”
“Shin-chan… I can do that without you forcing me to. But why would you want me to do something like that?”
“No questions! JUST DO IT!” Shinya half-shrieked and pushed Toshiya out from the corner, making him stumble.
“Oi, Totchi!” Kyo waved when he noticed the other’s presence. “Hi Kyo… hi Die.” The bassist did as he was instructed before he approached the two and slowly started walking sideways, trying to get closer to Die.
“Um… Totchi…” Die asked as both he and Kyo gave him bewildered looks. “Don’t ask.” Was his reply.
Unknown to the three of them, Shinya was watching them intently from behind. ‘Why isn’t Die sneezing? C’mon… surely he’s coming down with a cold!’ He thought.
After a few more seconds of waiting, he finally went out from his hiding place and went to say ‘hello’ to the others.
He didn’t bother greeting Kyo and Toshiya and immediately talked to Die.
“Hi Die!”
“Hi ShinyaaaaaAAAACCCCHHHOOO!!! Whoops… excuse me.”
“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” He ran away upon hearing the sneeze unable to accept the truth.
“Wow,” Kyo started, “who would’ve thought that Shinya was such a neat freak. Did you see the way he ran after Die infected him with his spit and cold germs?”
“For your information… there were no germs in that sneeze… just spit.”
“Eeew…” The vocalist grimaced. “I would’ve preferred the cold germs than Die-spit.”
Toshiya shook his head at this. “And I thought Shinya was the only one acting weird today.”
~*~*~*~*~*~*
The day went on and practice ended well, as usual. Die was the only one left that time inside the studio and was packing his stuff while everyone else was waiting for him outside… or so he thought.
Little did he know, Shinya was actually hiding behind his drum set. He had told them that he would go home earlier that night since he still had to feed Miyu.
The drummer took a peek at the side of the bass drum and saw Die’s back facing him. The redhead was currently placing his guitar inside its bag and, take note, was not sneezing.
Shinya took a deep breath and slowly but surely, exposed his hand at the side of the drum. Within seconds, Die let out a resounding sneeze.
Shinya withdrew his hand and did the same action again and again.
Expose hand.
“AAACCCHOOO!”
Hide hand.
Expose hand.
“AAACCCHOOO!”
Hide hand.
Expose hand.
“AAACCCHOOO!”
Hide hand.
Expose hand.
“AAACCCHOOO!”
“AAACCCHOOO!”
“AAACCCHOOO!”
Hide hand.
“Man, my allergies are really acting up today. Even though Shinya’s not around I’m still sneezing.” Die rubbed his nose before going out the studio, leaving a devastated Shinya behind.
But he wasn’t about to give up. He got up from behind the drum set and hurried after his band mates. If he ran fast enough he might still catch them.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
“It’s chilly tonight.” Toshiya said as he wrapped his coat tighter around his body. “I know…” Kaoru agreed with a nod, shivering a bit.
“I say we go right now and leave Die.”
“You know we can’t do that Kyo. We told him we’d wait for him out here.” Kaoru reminded.
“Why not wait for him at the coffee shop across the street? Die has good eyes. I’m sure he’ll be able to see us from here.”
“No Kyo. Besides, Die’s coming.”
“About time.”
“Sorry for the delay guys…” The redhead apologized. “My allergies were acting up again.”
“You weren’t satisfied with just infecting Shinya were you? You had to infect the whole studio so all of us would get sick, right?”
“For the last time Kyo, I’m not sick!”
The four members of Dir en grey were waiting to cross the street and as they were, Shinya was standing not far from them, contemplating on his next move.
“One last time. If he still sneezes, I swear I’m going to cut that nose off.”
He approached the group of musicians and stood just behind them. He then started walking from Kyo, who was standing at one end of the line until he reached Toshiya, who was standing at the other end.
And right at that moment, there was a sudden gush of cold wind and all four of them sneezed at the same time.
“NOOOOO!!! YOU’RE ALL ALLERGIC TO ME!”
All heads turned to Shinya who was utterly and completely destroyed.
“What?” Die blurted out in confusion.
“Allergic?” Kaoru added.
“To you?” Kyo finally finished.
Toshiya sighed. “Here we go again…”
“Die said he was allergic to me… and now… for some strange reason… all of you are allergic to me too!” Shinya cried some more.
“I never said I was allergic to you.”
“Yes you did! You told me yesterday, ‘It’s just that I’m allergic to you…’ and it’s true.”
“Hmm… I do recall saying something like that… but that was because I never got to finish my sentence.” He grinned guiltily at the drummer.
“Huh?” Shinya looked up at Die through watery eyes.
“What I meant to say was that I was allergic to your dog’s hair.” The redhead then pointed to Miyu’s fur which was sticking out from some parts of Shinya’s shirt.
Shinya stared at his shirt and indeed, Miyu’s fur was all over him. He really should stop hugging his little baby all the time.
Shinya knew he was supposed to be glad upon hearing this news but he wasn’t. He was angry, fuming in fact. If Die hadn’t stopped mid-sentence that time, he wouldn’t have gone through all of this stress.
“Andou Daisuke…” Die gulped upon hearing his full name. Shinya only says that whenever he was really angry. He had to think of something fast.
“It wasn’t my fault! Kaoru was the one who interrupted us!”
Their leader’s eyes widened upon hearing this. He wasn’t about to stay to feel Shinya’s wrath and started to make a dash for it.
“COME BACK HERE YOU… YOU SENTENCE-STOPPER!” Shinya shouted as he ran after the guitarist.
“Now that that’s over with… can we please go get our coffee now?” Toshiya looked around but failed to see Kyo anywhere.
“Hey… where did Kyo go?” Die asked.
Too bad Toshiya and Die didn’t have good eyesight or they would’ve seen Kyo, already sipping his warm cup of coffee from across the street.
~owari~