The Doctor is in

[bane_of_reisen]

*In the middle of the human village, There is a wooden stand with a Sign that reads, "Psychiatrist: 50 ryo for 30 Minutes.", and ,"The Doctor is IN." Sitting behind it was Tewi, who is wearing glasses and looking professional.*

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[border_phantasm]

Ah, there you are. [Yukari gaps in]

Now...tell me about these delusions of being a psychiatrist. [Yup. Troll time]

[bane_of_reisen]

Delusions? Oh my no, I have read up on how to do this from Masters books.

[border_phantasm]

Oh my, this is worse than I thought.

Subject thinks that just reading allows for proficiency...

[bane_of_reisen]

Are you saying you are a psychiatrist now?

[clefairy_hime]

-Hohoho, what do we have here?...-

Is this your new business, Inaba?

[bane_of_reisen]

Oh yes Hime-sama. I heard one could make a lot of money asking people about their mothers.

[clefairy_hime]

Ufufufu... Well, my idea is psychiatry is about touching the right chords to convince patients of what they believe is true about themselves. In other words, one of the things you're the most proficient at.

[bane_of_reisen]

Oh Hime-sama, you know me so well. Just for that, your first appointment is free.

[itispitchdark]

Hello doctor.

[bane_of_reisen]

Well hello Rumia. It's 50 ryu for 30 minutes, and payments are maid before treatment.

[itispitchdark]

-Rumia takes out of her pocket some dirty, red stained bills-
He said they are money.

Don't mind the blood.

Don't mind who said so, either.

[bane_of_reisen]

... Um, I'm sure the blood will come right out...

Now tell me, what has been bothering you?