*comes home and writes up her journal*

Amandil: His condition is worsening. I honestly don't know what course to take apart from hauling in Lisse and getting a cure from her the way I did with Morgoth when Thingol was poisoned.

Miriel: Minor wound to the scalp, mild concussion. Prescribed bed rest.

Random NPC bloke: Will probably be needing a ( Read more... )

*goes to the park to investigate*

*looks at the pear tree thoughtfully* Caranthire said she ate a pear...and she went loopy in the park or very soon after.

*Changes into a monkey and scampers up into the branches and picks a pear*

*looks at it with a quizzical Tamarin frown*

*takes a small nibble then soon starts chittering manically* XD XD XD

*sits in her rooms quietly meditating on the Eönwë situation*

*thinks it might be an idea to have a word with Arien about her impending motherhood after the dust settles a little*

I still think a few islands would be a good idea to cope with the population explosion. :\

*wonders if anyone else has decided to breed*

*Wanders around her island in Lorellin in a glorious strop*

I don't like people checking out of hospital Lorien without discussing it with me first and I don't like death. No death is funny, despite what my mun has to say about it. >:(

FINGON! Your husband/wife/spouse thingie is giving birth! Hurry, hurry or you'll have to watch the re-runs on Manwe's television.

Now. You two take your little bitch match elswhere, I want Maedhros relaxed and you two are really not helping. No arguments.

Okay, how far apart are those contractions...

*paces, biting her nails*

Okay Este, you got a job to do...come on, this is Vana, how long does Vana stay depressed for.

*keeps a shiny object handy to cheer her up with if things get really bad*

Okay. Let's do this.

Vana? Auntie Este needs a word with you...

Okay. Injured parties to me. Form a line, most serious in front. I think that would be Caranthire. :S

Fellow Valar? Can we do something about this bauble Silmaril situation? The angst is giving me a headache. :S

*sets up The Ring of Doom*

*puts a flask of coffee and a plate of biscuits on a trolley at the back*

*leafs through a photo-album*

*finds an old one of Irmo*

*pants*

*updates her casebook*

*clicks a pen with "Valimar Zoo, it's WILD!" written on the side*

*starts writing*

Just had second session with Ar-Pharazôn, aka Tar-Calion, aka Kathuphazgânun, aka the Mad Bearded Guy Who Lived In A Cave. Made GREAT progress. Main observations:

• Subject was in a depressed state when session began. I observed that subject ( Read more... )