Serious Business

[gentlefist]

Rather than having one forced upon me, I'll practice my right to choose a mentor in the little time remaining. No doubt the best ones have already been selected, but I am open to offers.

These are my stipulations.

1. We're not friends.
2. Don't try to bond with me.
3. Leave me alone.
4. No birthday parties.

Maito Gai need not apply.

Comments

[grimmjack]

Someone's got a stick up the ass.

[gentlefist]

Are you here to predict the future?

[grimmjack]

...Did you just offer to stick something up my ass?

[gentlefist]

...

I do not wish to continue this conversation.

[cunning_kitsune]

Oi, if ya really need someone, I only got one student right now. I think ya know him too, Grimmjaw. Anyway, I could lend ya a hand, since I don't give a shit tend ta be verra lax wit' my students.

[gentlefist]

No.

[cunning_kitsune]

Fair 'nuff. Jus' givin' ya some options.

[morning_peacock]

...........Why don't you want to be my pupil?

[gentlefist]

You have more than enough.

[morning_peacock]

....

Tenten and Kankurou!? That is only two students.

Let's make it three?

[morning_peacock]

I can fulfill all of the listed requirements to full potential and even much beyond your expectations!!

[the_irrusionist]

It was my understanding that the students were to approach their potential mentors, as opposed to your offer for potential mentors to approach you.

[gentlefist]

I'm over it.

[tribal_nue]

Damn, you're antisocial to the extreme, aren't'cha?

[gentlefist]

Yes.

[tribal_nue]

I'm going out later, did you need anything?

[gentlefist]

Birdseed.