Where Mitt Romney hides his money, and other nonsense verse

[gentleice]

Sometimes, when confronted by the twin specters of ill health and work stress, a woman must do what she must do. That's right, write bad poetry about Republican Presidential hopefuls.

I'm reliably informed (you know who you are), that I've long ago lost all claim to relative sanity. In which case, I proudly own my madness, to paraphrase Michelle

Comments

[firelily]

You're insane!! In the best possible way, of course. :D

I love these. LOVE! Sometimes I think your brain is a twisted, convoluted, confusing place filled with wonders and oddities and all sorts of fantastical mythical creatures. And most times I want to live there. This is one of those times.

While Santorum DOES lead to all sorts of fun rhymes, I think the Mitt one is my favorite. Hahaha, made of money. The image of him with a bump it is just...yeah. I can't even.

[gentleice]

You know what's truly worrying? For me, it's actually easy to write this stuff. Like, a million times easier than writing stuff for work, or even writing fic!

You're insane!!
Thank you, I think :).

your brain is a twisted, convoluted, confusing place filled with wonders and oddities and all sorts of fantastical mythical creatures.

Hahaha, what a delightful image! I feel like borrowing this and putting it on my CV. Oh, if only this was a marketable asset!

Politicians. Bad poetry is simply a proportional response :).

[miss_smp]

Too bad Van Hansis has already made the wise decision to get a hair-cut. I could have had a field day with that. "Thespian" rhymes quite well with "lesbian"....glad he did but who CARES if Van cut his hair, Rikki...WRITE IT ANYWAY!!!!!! :D

[gentleice]

Steph, you're not supposed to encourage the crazy person! Because errr... I think I will actually write bad poetry about Van's bad hair days. And I'll make sure that you get all the blame :D! For the poetry, that is. Not the hair. That one is all Van's fault.

Gah, I can't believe that you might have talked me into this madness!

[miss_smp]

You say crazy person...I say GENIUS!!!

Van has had plenty of bad hair days so I think you'll have no problem finding material to work with...and I'll GLADLY take the blame!!! :D **SQUEEE**

Gah, I can't believe that you might have talked me into this madness!...Yes, yes, yes, YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS...it's been a LOOOOOOONG time since I last enabled someone!!!!!!!!!!! LOL