Comments | gentleman_tiger: Voicemail

gentleman_tiger

Voicemail

Sep 15, 2007 16:20

You've reached John Marcone. I'm not here to take your call right now; please leave a message with your name, phone number, and the subject of the call, and I'll contact you as soon as possible.

BEEP

Comments 11

bodyofthesaint December 24 2007, 18:30:41 UTC

All the note said was: 'Stanoczk'

In the box he would find a pair of slippers, to be stored (if he wished) at the wellness center for when her visited.

blackest_malfoy December 25 2007, 03:00:13 UTC

John, the presents were lovely. I hope that you are enjoying yours as well -- you will find that the gloves are both stain-resistant and charmed to warm you always.

gentleman_tiger December 25 2007, 03:02:34 UTC

I was surprised and touched at the thought. The gloves are going to be extremely useful, and all the more so for your charms.

blackest_malfoy December 25 2007, 03:03:19 UTC

I'm glad to hear it, John. Enjoy your holidays.

cujo_hendricks April 24 2009, 05:27:02 UTC

Congrats, you and your SO are parents.

The SO is talking to the kid now.

I think he gets the tough guy act from you.

Didn't get the SO's gift for lip, though.

*pause*

Cujo says hi.

gentleman_tiger April 24 2009, 05:28:16 UTC

Hendricks. John, returning your call.

I noticed the influx of children.

Did he say which one of us grew the womb?

Tell Cujo hello.

cujo_hendricks April 24 2009, 05:32:04 UTC

He was adopted, actually. Dunno how many kids you got, but I'm guessing it might be more than him?

He implied that I might have been his Uncle Hendricks. That was weird.

The kid was from 2070.

gentleman_tiger April 24 2009, 05:33:18 UTC

I am bemused.

At least there is no cesarian in my future. I'll go find him

Thread 5

wizard_p_i April 24 2009, 16:47:41 UTC

A note was slipped under John's door later that night--one of those enchanted so that only John could read it. It read:

John--Our son is here. Emphasis on the "our." Jerry's sleeping in my apartment now.

He calls me "dad." And he speaks with a great deal of fondness of his pops, a retired 'businessman' who is called Mark...from a last name that is easy to imagine.

Want to know how many kids we end up having?

Harry

gentleman_tiger April 24 2009, 16:52:28 UTC

The note in return was not enchanted, but hidden, as usual, in a magazine.

It read:

H-

I'm coming over. Save the surprise.