I have a burning ache for a hookerly tutu! And I wish I didn't have to go to work. Why does NoDoz taste and smell like elmers glue? That is a rhetorical question but I am curious.

Everyone have safe Friday nights!

It's Friday NIGHT and I've been a guilt-tripped into going out later to dance a little. I actually kind of feel like it, even though my butt hurts from working AND it's cold and raining. I tried using that as an excuse not to but I got "you don't have to drive, I'll bring an unbrella" as a reply. Hmmmm. Does this mean I can wear rainboots? ;P ( Read more... )

NOT A REAL UPDATE BUT I'M FEELING NERDY AND I FOUND THE BEST AND MOST SCARY THING EVER. I REALLY AM A MUTANT!

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I keep sneezing out blood and THIS is killing me. OH MY GOD. WHAT!

( polar bears, butt, jesus, underwear, penis in the sky and a maggot. not in that order )

why does victoria's secret have to have a sale? I had a bad dream and woke up and bought underwear and pajama pants and fuzzy socks that are 3 for $6 thanks to them emailing me, telling me what I need. Ha ( Read more... )

I'm turning into a .... filthy dirty hippy.


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scary.

OH MY GOD, SOMEONE GET ME ONE FOR CHRISTMAS

and a pink plastic stable. make it a GIRL buffalo, too, please. if you are out of baby buffalo, I'll happily accept one of these. it's a baby highland cow. they are FUZZY, like teddy bears. LOOK!sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry. before dinner I check cuteoverload.com and dailybunny.com and LJ's baby ( Read more... )