At a meeting of the revolutionary proletariat, Lenin is standing atop an armored car, preparing to give a speech:

The crowd is going wild and chanting "Lennon! Lennon!"

Lenin: Comrades, I am Lenin!

Crowd, still: Lennon! Lennon!

Lenin: Oh, fuck it....YESTERDAY, ALL MY TROUBLES WERE SO FAR AWAY..."

I need to write a blues song and it will be called "Super Cuts Woman Why you done cut my hair so wrong"

Yesterday me and Markus went to THE PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA show ( Read more... )

Two parties back to back at my house last night. 160 dollars worth of alcohol, and not expensive alcohol ( Read more... )

taken from skafunkmelt.

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more, no less.

Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

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This is the best Internet thing ever

The funny thing is, the moment I first saw him, I knew I would end up standing over his dead body, his warm blood on my hands, but really, life can be strange, no?

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Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::EELS Are you female or male::Manchild Describe yourself::I Like Birds How do some people feel about you::Restraining Order Blues How do you feel about yourself::A Most Unpleasant Man Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend::Permanent Broken Heart Describe your current girlfriend/ ( Read more... )