Jesus fucked his own mom

Feb 25, 2006 01:49

Think about it:

  • Jesus is the son of God
  • Jesus IS God
  • God used his divine semen to knock up Mary
  • Ergo, Jesus used HIS divine spooge to get his mom pregnant

JESUS FUCKED HIS OWN MOM! Why do you assholes still worship him?! Mohammed never committed incest.

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denisbaldwin February 25 2006, 10:28:26 UTC
No shit. Jesus is a pimp.

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theamneziak February 27 2006, 17:58:11 UTC
Shut up, you desert shitpile.

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