[The device slowly flickers to life, it takes it several moments to come into focus. Situated before the lens the scenary looks lackluster, and that's being lenient. It's clear that it's situated in a dimly lit room. Cobwebs linger in the corners, the wallpaper is peeling, a thick layer of dust clings to the white sheets that are allegedly ( Read more... )

[The feed begins rather unceremoniously as the device tumbles to the floor. The image that's broadcast is difficult to make out. The scenery is dark but it's pointing at what sort of resembles a stand for a chair. The sound of someone shifting follows, possibly having been alerted by the sound of the device dropping to the floor.]

Ng-- uh? What-- ( Read more... )

I think there's been a mistake.

[The sounds of rustling paper can be heard in the background]

At least.. I know I didn't order any red shoes. Whoever delivers packages around here must have gotten the wrong address.

If these belong to any of you, let me know and I'll be sure to send them your way.

[Open to the network ( Read more... )

[Open to the Network; Voice]

Who knew that it could take so long to set up an apartment for two people with minimal luggage.

[You might here the sound of items being moved in the background]

Oh.. and hey, I haven't had the chance to thank you all for letting me stay with you at the beach house. I know it had to be awkward.... so uh.. thanks again.

( Off Network; Action )

REEEEEEEEEEEEOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!              REEEEEEEEEEEEOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

[The Network is suddenly flooded with sharp-piercing sirens of distress. The video feed flickers on, fuzzy at first but clearing more as the single gets stronger.]

[The camera is jiggling uncontrollably, consequentially it is difficult to make heads or tails out of what's being ( Read more... )