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Presents for everyone!
Bowser: A big ol' box filled with delicious jumbo sized Yoshi cookies, a new go-kart with upgraded weaponry, AND a nice portrait of Princess Peach.....that actually responds back when you talk to it. Comes with 56 different phrases!
Wendy: A pair of red, jewel embedded shoes and, he somehow coerced managed to get a shooting star named after her in the Mushroom World.
Naval: Seeing how you've taken an interest in magic, he gets you your own scepter! The authentic Magikoopa kind, except you can personalize it with your own powers. Also, a surprise vacation to Isle Delfino from after Christmas to the day before New Years. The one place where winter doesn't friggin' exist.
General Guy: A bucket of vanilla ice cream to go with that chocolate syrup AND a nice, custom made whistle with his initials or 'G' or whatever embedded in it.
Peach: A fancy snow globe with Princess' castle in it. it magically gets taken over by Bowser's airships Also, you're always making cake for everyone else, so you get your own cake. It almost looks like a wedding cake. There are little Bowser and Peach dolls at the very top.
Amp: Cheese. The good, fancy kind. Only because of what happened this month.
Yoshi: Chili peppers that's magically disguised to look like a watermelon.
Samus and Falcon: Two bags of bird seed. There is a bomb-omb hidden inside of them.
Lash: You get two Game Boy Horrors. It's a Gameboy-like device that allows you to see and communicate with else that carries one. Open for modification.
Also, uh, a scepter that shoot large beams of electricity. Because you love that kind of stuff.
Leon: After that conversation they had a while back, he's got a VERY special kind of gift for you. For the next month or so, any alcoholic beverage you attempt to drink will either explode or disappear mysteriously. Leon, he presents you with....the gift of forced sobriety.
Secret Santee is......RAIDEN! Aren't you a lucky fellow. Surprisingly, he's got nothing too dick-ish in mind for you, so all you get is a oddly wizard-styled broom for the janitor's closet. That is bewitched. It will send you flying the moment you grab hold of it.
EVERYONE ELSE: NOOOOOOTHII--well no. Remember the time when Falcon went up against Bowser in a Bee Suit? Not everyone does, so Kamek decides to correct this by sending every faculty and student Christmas Cards with Bee!Falcon on the cover (they have security cameras, okay).
[Private to Naval]
Bowser gave me two bottles of wine. Let's celebrate by drinking in front of Powalski.
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Bowser: A big ol' box filled with delicious jumbo sized Yoshi cookies, a new go-kart with upgraded weaponry, AND a nice portrait of Princess Peach.....that actually responds back when you talk to it. Comes with 56 different phrases!
Wendy: A pair of red, jewel embedded shoes and, he somehow coerced managed to get a shooting star named after her in the Mushroom World.
Naval: Seeing how you've taken an interest in magic, he gets you your own scepter! The authentic Magikoopa kind, except you can personalize it with your own powers. Also, a surprise vacation to Isle Delfino from after Christmas to the day before New Years. The one place where winter doesn't friggin' exist.
General Guy: A bucket of vanilla ice cream to go with that chocolate syrup AND a nice, custom made whistle with his initials or 'G' or whatever embedded in it.
Peach: A fancy snow globe with Princess' castle in it. it magically gets taken over by Bowser's airships Also, you're always making cake for everyone else, so you get your own cake. It almost looks like a wedding cake. There are little Bowser and Peach dolls at the very top.
Amp: Cheese. The good, fancy kind. Only because of what happened this month.
Yoshi: Chili peppers that's magically disguised to look like a watermelon.
Samus and Falcon: Two bags of bird seed. There is a bomb-omb hidden inside of them.
Lash: You get two Game Boy Horrors. It's a Gameboy-like device that allows you to see and communicate with else that carries one. Open for modification.
Also, uh, a scepter that shoot large beams of electricity. Because you love that kind of stuff.
Leon: After that conversation they had a while back, he's got a VERY special kind of gift for you. For the next month or so, any alcoholic beverage you attempt to drink will either explode or disappear mysteriously. Leon, he presents you with....the gift of forced sobriety.
Secret Santee is......RAIDEN! Aren't you a lucky fellow. Surprisingly, he's got nothing too dick-ish in mind for you, so all you get is a oddly wizard-styled broom for the janitor's closet. That is bewitched. It will send you flying the moment you grab hold of it.
EVERYONE ELSE: NOOOOOOTHII--well no. Remember the time when Falcon went up against Bowser in a Bee Suit? Not everyone does, so Kamek decides to correct this by sending every faculty and student Christmas Cards with Bee!Falcon on the cover (they have security cameras, okay).
[Private to Naval]
Bowser gave me two bottles of wine. Let's celebrate by drinking in front of Powalski.
[/private]