Adding onto my RED review
So I left some bits out of my last one. Forgive me, it was all from memory in which I typed like a mad man right when I got home. But after seeing it a THIRD time I remembered some other jokes we made/there's some new ones.
Part One of jokes here: geopuddnpie.livejournal.com/19853.html#cutid1
At the part where Bruce is talking to Morgan Freeman, Morgan goes "Who evers after you has a major hard on for you" We find out that Karl is after him. JS. Oh mah gawd.
So at the part where Karl is talking the Bruce and the CIA are trying to track the number, the one CIA guy is motioning for Karl to keep Bruce talking. Karl then says "What are you thinking about?" or some variation of the sentance. Cue me thinking of Karl laying down on his tummy on a bed, his legs in the air swaying back and forth as he talks on the phone to Bruce, twirling what little hair he has saying "What'cha thinking about?" probably chewing gum and reading a magazine. Omg, I cannot handle the mental image. Bruce would probably responding with "Oh you know. Guns, you, your hair" rofl.
Another part which made me and my friends lose it was when Karl is interrogating that dumb bitch and she's like "Frank's gonna eat you for breakfast" I had to put my hand over my mouth as I burst out laughing. My friend didn't get it until I was like 'I'm not even gonna say anything about that" then she seemed to clue in as she started laughing and was like "Ashley omg!"
Also was I the only one who when William Cooper was like 'Thanks Doc" I was like "I DON'T NEED A DOCTOR DAMMIT, I AM A DOCTOR"
I would also like to add that this time we were sitting behind 4 old people, and they seemed to love it. At one point, when Karl was on screen, one lady leaned over to the other and was like "If only I was a few years younger" and I was like OMG. That's me when I'm old, JS.
Finally, I'd like to type up a little thing I came up with while watching it. It's hard to explain but maybe someone else saw it. WARNING IDEA FOR FRANK/COOPER FIC BELOW.
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So when William Cooper first finds out about Karl Urban, it's because he gets the file from that CIA chick. He seems to look puzzled or like in his own thoughts as he looks at the picture. The lady says "Is there a problem?" and Karl is silent for a moment, still looking at the file, before finally saying "No." Since I had already seen the movie, I recalled that theres a photo in Coopers house that looks like Frank, the same picture in the file except in colour. So I startd to think "What if they really knew eachother before?" But I kind of thought that isn't possible because they don't know eachothers names when they meet, except for Karl because he saw his file. Plus Karl doesn't seem to know how dangerous Frank is. But the first one can be cut out because theirs no proof Cooper didn't know Franks name before, also Frank never said Coopers name until later but that didn't mean his doesn't know it. But I still had the dilemma of figuring out how to work out how Cooper didn't know how dangerous Frank was. Well maybe Cooper met Frank back when he was first starting out in the CIA and Frank was still in it. They were in different sectors and so shouldn't of known eachothers existence. Since Cooper was new, the CIA decided to put him through a test. They gave him a picture of Frank and told him that if could successfully capture another CIA agent then he would be promoted. Cooper jumped at the opprotunity and set on his mission. He trys several times, but fails. Frank is made aware of who the boy is so he doesn't take drastic action, just gives the kid a few bruises and cuts but nothing that required a visit to the hostpital or any medical treatment (this is also why Cooper doesn't know how skilled he really is).
Over time Frank grows fond of Cooper, liking his ambition and his determination to succeed, he's also quite fond of his hair (Shut up I really like Frank havigng a thing for his 'cute' hair) usually making teasing comments on how his hair might be 'slowing his down'. Though Cooper hates Frank because of how many times he has outsmarted him, he is fond of him aswell since he is such a high member of the CIA and everyone else seems to look up to him. So anyways, one night Cooper goes out with someother members of the CIA, including Frank, for a celebration and the get to drinking. Before this Cooper had never drank much so he ends up getting really drunk, and Frank is set to babysit him and get him home. But as they're in the car, Cooper tells Frank he has a new move he wants to show him, and that they should go to Franks house instead. Frank tries to protest but the drunk Cooper is begging and pleading for him to let him show it. Frank gives in, being the softie he is inside, and goes to his house. Cue Cooper demonstrating the move on Frank, something involving handcuffs, and then they end up on the floor, Cooper on top of Frank. Something triggers sexytimes (I actually have an idea for that, involving Coopers hair, but if I do end up writing this, which I most likely will, I'll save it for that). Frank just feels an immense amount of guilt, bringing the now sleeping Cooper back home. With the mixture of his age, and his guilt, Frank retires and moves away. Of course Cooper knew nothing of it until it was announced, he couldn't remember much about the night but he was slightly aware of what happened, wondering why Frank retired.
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I'm gonna stop writing there.... becuase that description itself could be a story.... I KNOW I'M CRAZY BUT DOESN'T IT SOUND PLAUSIBLE/GOOD FANFIC? Probably not, I'm probably just crazy...