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[george500]

Saturday evening, well sunday morning, about 3 am, Brian and I stopped into the lovely Pantry 41, the gas station/convenience store on the corner of Humboldt and North. Two young ladies came in, acting very loud, perhaps a little inebriated. The prettier of the two strode up to me saying "Hi, Purple." (I was wearing a purple shirt) and began

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[tecknomania]

Maybe they were hookers. In that case, I'd excuse them cause it's all "part of the job".

[tubyred]

once again, you missed your chance. here were a pair of perfectly nice whores handed to you deus ex machina-style and you just let them walk away.

[flavordav]

The best I can get away with is to say "give me a pack of what I is" and hope I end up with Kools ...

[hotshotrobot]

What if he tells you that the Red Hots are in the candy isle? Booya!

[dewie]

i have so many stories from that place...

[redbandaid]

haha Cans. also, i agree with tubyred! wtf, dude.