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[george_w_bush]

y'all might have noticed that my journal disappeared for a little while. see, my greatest fear came true. laura found it. she read everything. she read all about my chocolate penis, and all my secret thoughts about her. i couldn't believe it, i did such a good job of hiding it from her all these years. all this time we only ever got jiggy wid it in

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[paradoxymoron]

Welcome back!
I hear you're in England soon. Watch out for the dirty hippie protesters with bad teeth.

[makefunofbush]

No, I'm already in England. And no, I'm not having sex with Prince Charles!

[paradoxymoron]

GOOD!
keep your eye on Cheney... and your ass covered!

[culturecouture]

That's right, you're having sex with Prince Andrew.....

[gemmah]

welcome back bushy! ive missed you! good luck in england, stay away from the tea, you dont want to melt your chocolately goodness.

[spamwarrior]

I'm glad you're back in enough time to take your chocolate pee pee over to England. Tha'tll be good.

[yes_justice]

Do you wear that flight suit when you screw?

[makefunofbush]

My dopleganger, welcome back. I missed you.... you're like... my... well, you're something.