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[george_w_bush]

all this english crap has made me forget something real important: arnold got christened as the bonafide governator of california the other day, and i didn't even get to be there because i had to be with all these ass-jumpin' nancies in england. i mean, england is so homo that their next commander in chief got his willy sucked on by his manservant

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[cranilingus]

Hot sweaty men in towels created democracy sir.

[cheeseass]

I thought I was cool because I was going to have the first comment. You have shattered my hopes and dreams. I hope you are happy.

[cranilingus]

I'm ecstatic.

[cheeseass]

Well as long as you aren't happy.

[cheeseass]

I wouldn't have shaken his hand either. If I had to, I would have blown my nose on mine first. That'll learn 'em.

[very_verydanger]

I wouldn't've shaken his hand, either. Not unless I was allowed to do so and cut his hand with with a Swiss Army knife in the process?

[gov_arnold]

That's why Laura likes to visit with me in Sacramento.

Why did you think we keep sending you out to the grocery store?

[thinkimcool]

This journal is hard hitting and honest i want the president to know whats goin on in my life add me to your friends list i added you to mine ass jumping Nancies