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[george_w_bush]

all anyone ever talks about is iraq iraq iraq

Comments

[culturecouture]

I think your chocolate penis needs its own theme song.

Or maybe you should try deep frying it!

[gardenofevils]

what did you think about the march yesterday Mr. Shrub? Were you even in DC?

[ducttapepro]

just try to freeze it, maybe stick it in some cold water. that way, it'll take longer to melt and when your dealing with those pesky reporters, you'll have more time before you re-freeze it.

[leetal]

Those are good. Also, you might want to tightly wrap it in nylon or rubber, just to make sure nothing shows. Maybe NASA can make some sort of cooling chamber for it, which you might be able to fit in you trousers in a way it doesn't show (at most, it might make those journalists jealous and intimidated?

[xvexx]

Hmm I could imagine the disaster if you accidentally sat even NEAR an ant pile. Your chocolate penis has to be the Holy Grail to those little bastards.

[aplagueoflove]

I am really liking this new icon, Mr. President. It strangely makes me feel that you are somehow even more closely related to the oh heavenly one than i had previously thought.