i really mean it with most of my heart, and part of my stomach, but none of my brain

i love you so much

my washer broke before my clothes got the soap rinsed out, so i got in the bathtub with them, and pretended to be the washer, and rolled around a bunch, then i rung out every single article of clothing, and then put them in the dryer ( Read more... )

well. i figured out that the reason that i wake up all sore in the morning, and dont sleep well is cuz i've been fighting thousands of ninjas with a donkey jawbone in the night.

Tracy's joke on dallen really did a number on me. the blood and brains didnt bug me, but the scream really just dominated! i read it at like 1 in the morning, and no one but me was home, and the computer volume was up pretty loud ( Read more... )

there's so much that is missing ( Read more... )

no me gusta mis perros, porque tienen muchos piojos!

I GOT DANCE FEEVA, BABY!!!
we need to go back and rock dat joint again, reel soon!!
im gonna practice like mad with my sista and my mama, and next time, all you ladies betta wach out cuz im gonna be.......SMOKIN!
we all need to learn swing. and salsa, and everything!

if anyone was wondering what my true colors were, i let them all hang out at the deeper block party...

i almost fell out the shower last night... the only other time that happened, i was singing "la bomba" by ricky martin, and trying to dance like him too.