If you find this funny, then, in the words of Doug Heffernan, "You're smart."

"Why am I so we todd did, why am I sofa king we todd did."

Be sure to say it out loud several times, and that your friends can hear you...

Snarked from subverse

I am 25% White Trash.

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I'm thinking I need to kick my butt into gear on putting a little more of myself into my LJ. This is an open invitation for anyone to ask anything they'd like to know. I promise to be mostly honest. Also, I intend to post a series of updates that give the highlights of where I've been and how I got to be the me of today. Mostly boring, but with ( Read more... )

I'm stressing!!! Too much happening all at the same time for my little brain. alyxavia is doing a good job of keeping me calm though. I'm not snapping at the girls *too* much.

On a completely different topic... Anyone know of a good "100 things about me list", or something similar?

How funny. I think I just ran across someone I knew for a very short time in high school. Surely the redneck area in Texas where I grew up could not have been very pleasant for someone from the east coast. I know I've grown up a TON since those days, I'm sure I'm not very recognizable to anyone who knew me "back in the day ( Read more... )

We're on the move!... well, almost :) . We've got a contract on a house in Frisco, a mere 17 miles from my office in Dallas. I've got 6 working days left now at the crappy place I'm leaving, and I will take a vacation on 1 of those :D ( Read more... )

The new employer finally got things working with the relocation company. I say *finally*, really it didn't take long at all, it just seems that way. Right now we're seriously focusing on Richardson, Carrollton, or Frisco, which are all relatively close to the office near the Dallas Galleria, or at least near highways that make the drive a short ( Read more... )

So, I got a new job, and now we will relocate to Dallas. We're very excited about it, but the reality is starting to set in about all the "headaches" we will have to deal with over the next few weeks ( Read more... )

Ok, Ferris has now had his first fill-up, and is getting a whopping 16 mpg. That's ok though, I'm ok with supporting my industry....... or something.

I've been listening to the new Foo Fighters CD -- it's greatness. I'm thinking I need Seether next. I really dig "Remedy" when it comes on The Edge.